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Here we bring you the collection of 20 best Holi Wishes in Hindi and English. Send these messages sms to everyone and wish a very happy and colorful holi.

Holi Wishes In Hindi :

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Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

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Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

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Puranmashi ka chand,
chand se uski chandni boli,
khushion se bhare sabki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI.
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Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale mitane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar
HAPPY HOLI

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Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main..

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Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de. Happy Holi
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Lal gulabi rang hai jhum rha sansar
Suraj ki kiran Khushiyon ki bahar
Chand ki chandni Apno ka pyar
Shubh ho aap sabko ye Rangon ka tyohar HAPPY Holi

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Holi ki aisi saam, liya prabhu ka naam,
Mhare piya ne pila dayi mohe bhaang
Mhare ko ab koun bachay haye…
Mhare piya holi khelan aye,holi khelan aye!!

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Kamna hai ki fagun
ka ye rangeen utsav
Aapke jeevan me dher sari
Khushiyan laye..
Holi ki hardik shubhkamnaye!

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Holi Wishes In English :

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance. You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

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A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
Just a soft sms is enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lots of fun an Blessings.

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Happy Holi !!
Enjoy every color of Holi and u will gt every happiness u desire. God is always with u. Enjoy every moment. Keep smiling.

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A touch of green i send to u.A drop of blue to cool the hue.A tinge of red for warmth & zest for a colorful HOLI! Happy n Colorful HOLI

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Here I send you Rainbow message…
Dipped Colors of Joy and happiness,
Those will make your life even more colorful..
Happy Holi!!.

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Different People
Different Color
One Celebration
Wishing you a Happy & Colorful HOLI

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May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life. Happy Holi

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Not from my Head,
Not from my Mouth,
Not from my Body,
Not from my Brain,
I am wishing you a Happy Holi from my Heart.

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There was some special meaning playing Holi with girls,
this is the only day when we can get close to them with some hesitation,
the wet colors dignified their bodies,
the dry colors showed their beauty in multi colors.

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May God paint d canvas of your life with
d most beautiful colors sprinkles,
Peace, Luck, Success and joy at every step…
Wish U A Very Colorful and Happy Holi.

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Enjoy the collection of best holi wishes.

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1. I stucked at crossroads of my life when I found you waiting there just like you had been there all along the life.
2. I will always have this impossible hope that you will suddenly wake up one day and realize we’re meant to be together for whole life.
3. Falling in Love is just easy..But staying in Love whole life is very special…
4. Love cannot be seen with the eyes, but with the mind.
5. Love is the other form Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your beloved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
6. Love doesn’t just need a reason. True and pure Love will come from the heart without reason of any kind. And stay there every season. ”
7. Love is like swallowing a hot chocolate before it has cooled down. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for the whole time.
8. If you fight with your beloved ones -just put yours ego aside and hug each other & say I Love You!!!..
9. I never thought true love was worth fighting for but then I realize to look into your eyes I’m ready for war…
10. Anything pure you truly want must be worth fighting for.
11. You meet one true person in life and your whole life changes forever.
12. Love is made by caring,trust and respect.
13. I am not perfect. I’ll annoy you,say you stupid things, even make fun of you, but you’ll never find someone who truly loves you as much as I really do.
14. The amount of happiness and awesomeness that you have in heart is depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart.
15. Love is knowing that someone is always be there for you ..
16. You don’t just walk into love, you fall in. That is why it’s so hard to get out.
17. I love you no matter what you want to do, but do you have to do so much of it?
18. If you love someone, hide it, lock it up & don’t tell a soul.
19. Do not waste your life trying to impress someone. Do what you Love,Love what you do.
20. I Wants you to know that every time I take breath,every moment my heart beats,-
21. I think of you. I am helplessly in Love with you.
22. The person who loves you more will always fight with you daily without any reason
23. Some girls will do all sort and kinds of naughty things to be your ‘good girl.’
24. Whenever I see your text the first thing comes in my mind always is YOU. ♥ :P
25. If you really love someone then set them free from love. Then send them a text message every hour letting them know you’ve set them free. :p
26. Someone who really cares and loves you sees what a mess you can be,how hard you are to handle, how moody you can get, but still wants you in their life.
27. True love isn’t just Romeo and Juliet who died together in love. It’s Grandma and Grandpa who grew old together.
28. one should love someone till he or she receives the PAIN¡
29. Love doesn’t lie, people do. Love won’t hurt you, but people will.Love doesn’t leave, but lovers do.
30. “It’s not what I feel for you;It’s what I don’t feel for anyone in this world BUT for you ”
31. I want our relationship to be like Tom and Jerry characters. No matter how many times we fight, we won’t apart.
32. Its Not actually hard to find someone who will tell you that they Love You. Its hard to find someone that actually ‘means’ it.. :
33. I love you more today than yesterday but I do love you less today than I will tomorrow….
34. If you love somebody, set them free form love. If they come back, it means no one else wanted them. :p
35. ♥ I forgot your name, Can I call you mine and in case you forget my name too, call me yours always! ♥
36. ♥ What is love ?…Those who don’t like it call it responsibility,Those who don’t have it call it a dream, Those who play with it call it a game,
37. Those who understand it call it destiny, N me I call it you ♥
38. ♥ I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my feet to walk with you,my hand for you to hold, but I can’t lend you my heart bcoz it already belongs to you. ♥
39. You are the only single person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with.Truly I love you my sweet heart.
40. Love sees to be the invisible, believes the unbelievable and receives the impossible. You must have faith in my love for you.
41. Someone love one, someone loves two. But I do love one that is you.
42. Every moment I spent with my beloved you is like a beautiful dream come true… I Love You.
43. If I had to just choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say,” I love you “.
44. You make my days more beautiful and nights more wonderful. I Love You.Good Night.
45. “I love you” is not compleatly enough to fully describe my feelings for you.
46. In this lifetime span, if I wont get to have you, I’ll make sure that if I meet you in my next life I wont have to think twice on saying that “I have waited a lifetime to say I love you.
47. Now you really know …… No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.
48. I love you. Don’t ever think that I don’t, and don’t ever-ever forget that I do.
49. People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’. what they actually afraid of hearing the response.
50. Somewhere between loud laughing for no reason,making fun of each other,and stupid arguments, I fell in love with you.
51. You are the sun in my day,the waves in my ocean, furious wind in my sky,and the beat in my heart. I Love you So Much.
52. Somewhere between all our loud laughs, long talks, all our jokes and stupid little fights ……. I fell in love.
53. Sometimes its quite hard to say I love you to someone because you are so afraid of losing him/her.
54. “I LOVE YOU”- This sentence have my life in them.
55. I love you and you love me. That’s all we’ll ever need.
56. If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?
57. I loves you yesterday. I love you still. I always have .. and I always will.
58. One of the most told lie in world is “I love you”.
59. Your cute smile creates the sun, your eyes sparkle, your lovely voice is my play list & your true heart is forever in my soul.
60. Don’t be afraid to fall in love because of crack in your heart cause you willing miss out on the one who is in front of you to fix it
61. and show you how you should be loved in life.
62. Love is like a cute and mysterious gift. If you receive it,opens it and appreciate it. And if you haven’t received it yet, do not worry somewhere Someone is still wrapping it for you.
63. There is no space for fear in love, but true love castout fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been truly in love.
64. My eyes literally seems to turn towards hearts when I see you.
65. You are what I always wanted to have, Simply I love you.
66. From the day I met you I loved you, there was like a connection between us and I think it will always be there no matter what happens.
67. I will and I must always love you. Untill my heart stops beating.
68. I truly loved you then and I love you still. I forever do and I forever will as always..

Here are the Funny Status.You can checkout Funny Whatsapp Status below. Hope you will like these Funny Whatsapp Status. Currently, I am sharing two Whatsapp Status but later on I will add more Statuses.

• My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card.
  
  
• My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours.
  
  
• Always respects your self!
  
  
• Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  
  
• Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  
  
• All the Rules are made.. to be break.
  
  
• Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
  
  
• People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...
  
  
• No I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!
  
     
• Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
  
  
• Brain is Work More When You can use.....
  
  
• Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone...
  
  
• Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
  
  
• 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
  
  
• #3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
  
  
• I don't drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
  
  
• High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
  
  
• If your are still hate me!then No Problem!..
  
  
• Brain is the best worker,When you can use it...

Here is the list of most Unique Whatsapp Status, which you can use on you Whatsapp Update. We have listed Top 99 New Whatsapp Status and Latest Whatsapp Status. 

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1. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won. 
2. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 
3. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
4. Diets are hard because I get hungry.
5. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. 
6. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. 
7. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!
8. I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. 
9. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. 
10. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. 
11. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… 
12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. 
13. “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
14. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
15. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
16. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
17. Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
18. When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
19. When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
20. My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
21. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
22. The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
23. Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
24. Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
25. My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
26. Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
27. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
28. I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
29. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
30. I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
31. Everyday is a second chance.
32. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
33. Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
34. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
35. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
36. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
37. Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
38. You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
39. Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
40. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
41. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
42. The road to success is always under construction.
43. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
44. Born to express not to impress.
45. Silent people have the loudest minds.
46. When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!"
47. I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
48. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
49. When nothing goes right... Go left!
50. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
51. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
52. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
53. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
54. I'm so poor that I can't pay attention in class.
55. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
56. I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
57. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
58. Save water drink beer.
59. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
60. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
62. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
63. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
64. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
65. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
66. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
67. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
68. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
69. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
70. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
71. Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
72. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
73. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
74. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
75. I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
76. Trust in God, But lock your car.
77. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
78. Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.
79. It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.
80. Please don’t forget to smile :) 
81. Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen. 
82. Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes. 
83. You're right. I'm NOT perfect. But I'm unique!
84. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else. 
85. Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself...
86. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others. 
87. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. 
88. It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
89. No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
90. It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.
91. Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.
92. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
93. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
94. I got less but I got best! 
95. Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live. 
96. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality. 
97. Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words. 
98. If a hug tell how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
99. Silence is the most powerful scream...

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We all have attitude, which we want to express from our Whatsapp Status. So, this time we have collected top 100 Coolest Whatsapp Status for you. You can share this collection with your friends on any social networking site like: Facebook, Twitter and Whatspp etc. 

100 Best Attitude Status for Whatsapp in English

1. Style is a way to say who you are without speaking.
2. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
3. What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
4. The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.
5. People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
6. Sometimes people a high five on the face with a CHAIR.
7. Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
8. I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
9. I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
10. I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
11. Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
12. My attitude is based on how you treat me.
13. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
14. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.
15. I am multi talented, i can talk and piss you off at the same time.
16. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.
17. Baat unhi ki hoti hai jinmain koi baat hoti hai.
18. I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.
19. Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
20. Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
21. If you can;t convince them, confuse them.
22. I know i am awesome, so i don't care about your opinion.
23. If a plan didn't work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
24. I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.
25. The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
26. When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half.
27. DP to lagalu par teri aukat nahin hai.
28. An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
29. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
30. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
31. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google...They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete..
32. Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
33. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
34. WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!..
35. In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is... And Dad Knows What Boys Are..
36. I have no time to hate people... who hate me... because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me..
37. People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
38. I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
39. There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
40. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
41. 'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...
42. Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
43. I don't care what people think or say about me!
44. I am learn from My Mistake! Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
45. There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
46. Your whatsapp status say's online .. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
47. Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
48. Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
49. Please don't get confused between my my attitude & personality!
50. If people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above them'.
51. I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
52. Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
53. Life is too short Don't waste it updating status !
54. Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
55. Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
56. People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest,just noise..
57. Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
58. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
59. I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart...
60. There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...
61. I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
62. Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
63. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
64. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
65. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
66. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
67. Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!
68. Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful...
69. Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
70. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !
71. Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy..
72. I don't have time to hate people bcz.. I'm busy loving people who love me.
73. Smartness is a perfect beauty.
74. My attitude based on how you treat me.
75. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
76. I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
77. Attitude is like underwear - don't show it just wore it J.
78. So you're checking my status.. :D
79. My _|_ salutes you.
80. Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
81. If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com
82. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can't ;)
83. I'm sorry my fault. I forgot you're an Idiot.
84. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
85. May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
86. I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
87. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
88. If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
89. Smile infront of those who hates you – It kills them.
90. My mind makes me a girl, my attitude a bitch and my class a lady J
91. If you think I am BAD than you're wrong, I am the worst.
92. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
93. Someone stole my heart; may I check your BRA?
94. I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
95. I am not changed it's just I grew up and you should try too.
96. 2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn't like my posts.
97. Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn't come with 'USER MANUAL and INSTRUCTIONS'!
98. Attitudes are more important than facts.
99. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
100. The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

We bring you the collection of 20 best Forgiveness Quotes for Fb and Whatsapp. Thoughts and quotations from many famous personalities that will motivate you and inspire for life. Motivate yourself and others to forgive, even if they don’t say sorry.

1. We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
   
   
2. The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi
   
   
3. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy
   
   
4. It’s one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
   
   
5. Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson
   
   
6. Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee
   
   
7. Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness, those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange
   
   
8. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain
   
   
9. Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward
   
   
10. We cannot embrace God’s forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T. D. Jakes
    
    
11. The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
    
12. To err is human; to forgive, divine. - Alexander Pope
    
    
13. To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B. Smedes
    
    
14. Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.  - Indira Gandhi
    
    
15. Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. - Robert Frost
    
    
16. Forgiveness says you are given another chance to make a new beginning. - Desmond Tutu
    
    
17. When you forgive, you in no way change the past – but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer
    
    
18. Forgiveness means letting go of the past. - Gerald Jampolsky
    
    
19. Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr
    
    
20. Inner peace can be reached only when we practice forgiveness. Forgiveness is letting go of the past, and is therefore the means for correcting our misperceptions. - Gerald Jampolsky

1. You have 2 primary choices in your life- To accept things as they are Or accept the responsibility for changing them.
2. Life is only 5% what happens to you, and 95% how to respond to it.
3. The sooner you make your first 1000 mistakes, the sooner you’ll be able to correct them.
4. The Main key to success is to focus on things we desire, not things we fear.
5. Confidence comes not from being right all the time but from not fearing to be wrong
6. Let the world know why you are here and do it with passion.
7. Create the things you wish existed..
8. Go for it now, Future is promised to no one.
9. Nothing is impossible, The word itself says “I’m Possible” !!
10. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.– Thomas Edison
11. Winning isn’t everything, but desire to win is. — Vince Lombardi
12. Men’s best successes come after their failures. — Henry W Beecher
13. A creative man is inspired by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to defeat others.– Anonymous
14. Either you run the day or the day runs you. — Jim Rohn
15. The wise does at once what the fool does at last.– Baltasar Gracian
16. Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. — Wayne Dyer
17. You can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win. — Ted Turner
18. Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
19. You just can’t break the person who never gives up. — Babe Ruth
20. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. Don’t complain. — Maya Angelou

1. With great Beard comes great responsibility!
2. I don't have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras. :P
3. You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.
4. The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.
5. Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.
6. I don't work out much But my beard lifts skirts.
7. Grow what your father gave you.
8. Men don't cry, they water their beard !
9. Kissing a man without a beard is like drinking champagne without bubbles.
10. Time is measured in days,weeks and beards..
11. Beards make Guy Hotter.
12. Time is measured in days,weeks and beards..
13. Sum Guy's wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.
14. A full beard looks cool.
15. Love ur beard.. it will love u back.
16. If u don't like my beard.....then leave me baby.
17. Beard under construction.
18. Be Beard...Be Loved...
19. Love my beard...#men thing
20. One can always trust a man with beard.
21. Man withOut a Beard is like aa Cup of a Tea withOut sugar.
22. Keep calm and grow beard.
23. I met god..he has a beard.
24. Be bearded, be real mens nd f*ck haters hard
25. The world is full of guys, be a man
26. Beards...if she dnt love it , send her back
27. Beard sign of hotness.
28. < Beard lover
29. I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.
30. Beardsome
31. I beleive in beards
32. Hey there! I am using Beard.
33. Beard madness
34. Pitty the BEARDLESS !!
35. Any man can start a beard... A true man never finishes one.
36. If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two Mums.
37. A man without beard is like lion without mane.
38. He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.
39. To be happy is to have a beard.
40. It's not a beard, I've trained to sit very still.
41. Grow a beard. Then we'll talk.
42. A beard is a gift you give your face.
43. I'm Sorry; I can't hear you over my awesome beard.
44. Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.
45. When a bearded man is around I can't keep Calm.
46. Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.
47. Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, 'NAH. I like my legs the way they are'.
48. There's a name for people without beards... WOMEN!
49. Shave off your beard and wear a dressyou would be a great female impersonator. – Simon Cowell
50. The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
51. Our character tells the world you are a real man.. Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.
52. The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes... the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.
53. What are you so defensive? I'm not saying your clean shaven face makes.. you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.
54. Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic... You don't mind going through a little brush to get there. –Minnie Pearl
55. The beard isn't novel, it's natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.. a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.
56. A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.

Are you feeling very low and sad,but can’t express in words??? Then you have come to right place B’cos here we have compiled every type of sad status that yo can use as whatsapp status.

1. Dear heart, please stop getting involved in Everything.Your job is just to pump blood,So stick to it.
2. Everyone wants to be happy.No one wants to be sad and get pain.But you can’t make a rainbow without a little rain.
3. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
4. Isn’t it sad that you are hurt so much that finally you can say “I’m used to it”
5. 204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!
6. Time doesn’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.
7. The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
8. Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.
9. My silence is just another word for pain
10. They ignore you until they need you.
11. Have you ever wondered what what hurts you most…Saying something that you wished had not or not saying anything and wish you had???
12. The worst feeling is pretending as if you don’t care at all,When in reality that’s all you can think of.
13. You just can’t please everybody.
14. It’s sad how people become what they had promised they never will.
15. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
16. A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count.
17. Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up’s and down’s but it’s up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.
18. Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn.
19. Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it it is poured.
20. If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
21. All that I’ve learned in my life is Cost of health insurance cost’s more than health.

Spice up your love life with great lines! Love quotes and status are the messages that embrace a lovely collection of words that will spice up your love even more.

1. Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
2. The good things in life are amazing with you!
3. I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
4. You are my best reason to lose sleep.
5. I am in love with you and all your little things..
6. The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
7. Love is friendship Set on Fire
8. I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
9. Am i just crazy or falling in love?
10. Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
11. The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
12. Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
13. The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
14. I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
15. Being with you has made me 100% complete..
16. Kiss me, & You will see starts, Love me and i will give them to you…
17. Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
18. We loved with a love which was more then Love..
19. My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
20. Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
21. My heart is and always be yours forever.

Here you found Every Day New or 365 Whatsapp Status and Facebook Status & Quotes.

1). Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

2). Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

3). The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

4). I m sorry did i give u d quite impression that i give a damn about u???

5). I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.

6). When Some One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason !

7). Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

8). “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Deep 

9). People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst.

10). The movie Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

11). When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic. ………

12). Take a deep breath it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.

13). I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.

14). sometimes there is this moment when you feel like talking to someone….but you see around to find no one except your shadow….!!

15). All problems become smaller if you don’t dodge them but confront them.

16). Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!

17). “Success” all depends on the second letter.

18). After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.

19). Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

20). I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

21). ‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!

22). Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

23). I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

24). Born to Express not Impress

25). Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

26). Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

27). SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

28). Fall in love not in line.

29). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

30). I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.

31). You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.

32). We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer

33). We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

34). If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.

35). Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever!

36). If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer

37). I want the passion to loving me forever.

38). People are more what they hide than what they show

39). Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

40). I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

41). Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

42). If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

43). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

44). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! 

45). Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

46). I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

47). I love my job only when I’m on vacation

48). No one can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.

49). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.

50). Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone.

51). Don’t let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.

52). There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

53). Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off. 

54). Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

55). Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

56). The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

57). I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

58). I usually don’t get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.

59). I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/

60). Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.

61). One day you’re going to wake up and notice that you should’ve tried. It was worth the fight.    

62). Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.

63). We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

64). That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.

65). Time is always fly, but love is never died….. You and me make a wonderful WE.

66). Don’t Copy My Style.Or you will be prosecuted.

67). God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

68). Don’t waste your time looking back on what you’ve lost. Just move on. 

69). If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

70). “Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.” – Rachel Zoe

71). Anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.

72). On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.

73). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

74). You’ll never be lonely..If you learn to befriend yourself.

75). Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

76). Happy Thanksgiving to someone I’d have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.

77). Dance like the photos are not being tagged. Love like you’ve never been non friended. Sing like nobody’s following. Share like you do care. And do it all like it wont end up on Whatsapp or fb!

78). I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me…

79). Forget what hurt you in the past. But never forget what it taught you.

80). It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong?'” when nothing’s right.  

81). God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.

82). His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

83). I stopped fighting with my inner demons.

84). Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to.

85). Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

86). I can’t stop missing you.   

87). I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

88). Life is Short – Chat Fast!

89). I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people i socialize with.

90). Night is a lovely gift by God to us to review our daily performances. Let’s cherish our good deeds and learn

from our bad experiences to face the next day with all the vigor and energy.

91). We must all make the choice between what is right and what is easy.

92). Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares. I am not feeling lonely because my memories are with me!

93). The road to success is always under construction.

94). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

95). Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less than what I saved! 

96). Sleep all your troubles away.

97). Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

98). Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s always a…………woman or girl :)

99). If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.

100). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

101). Knowledge is realizing that street is one-way, wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

102). Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

103). Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

104). Be the type of person you want to meet..

105). Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one’s self

106). A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

107). Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

108). I like children. Properly cooked.

109). I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.

110). Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

111). I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

112). Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

113). There are two ways to live: you can lives as if nothing is a miracle or you can live as if everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein

114). When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.

115). It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.

116). Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

117). Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!

118). I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.  

119). I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.

120). Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.

121). Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.

122). So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

123). I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.

124). Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

125). Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Student of Albert Einstein

126). I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

127). The best way to create your future is to create it

128). Don’t Copy My Style.

129). but people stay in love by laughing with each other….

130). When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.

131). If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.

132). Time is precious, waste it wisely.

133). Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.

134). The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

135). Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

136). Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it. 

137). Do not be upset if you choose wrong people sometimes. Because without choosing them you will never know the true value of the right ones.

138). Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.

139). You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

140). Don’t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.

141). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

142). Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. Michael Jordan

143). Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

144). The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

145). Do what you fear and fear disappears. – David Schwartz

146). I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

147). I love my job…when I am on my vacations.

148). People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

149). My heart is just stolen…can I check your bra…….

150). My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’

151). Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

152). I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

153). I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

154). And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln

155). Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

156). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!

157). Save water drink beer.

158). If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.

159). The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.

160). If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

161). Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

162). I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?

163). When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

164). The past beats inside me like a second heart.

165). Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.

166). Hey there whatsapp is using me.

167). Keep calm and survive summer

168). It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.

169). The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

170). In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

171). “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

172). I can’t go a day without thinking about you.

173). Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.

174). I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.

175). Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

176). Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

177). The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.

178). Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.

179). Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

180). One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve always wanted. Do it now

181). Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.

182). Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything!

183). Black Friday shopping is not worth the risk of my life…

184). Love is blind but loving people is not mad  Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.  

185). Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

186). Hey fat bitches, there’s this new lipstick that makes you lose weight. It’s called, super glue.

187). Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan benett

188). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

189). Better late than never, but never late is better.

190). I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.

191). Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.

192). Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

193). Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

194). I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

195). Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

196). “”I don’t insult people , I just describe them””

197). “I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”

198). she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

199). Attitude is everything!

200). Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

201). I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

202). Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

203). Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. – Wyn Owen Justin

204). “”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””

205). “””There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR

ATTITUDE.,.'”

206). Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

207). There is no finish line so love the journey.

208). Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.

209). Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

210). When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!

211). Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski

212). There are certain two types of human beings found on Whatsapp. One who gets enormous amount of messages and comments on their posts. And the obvious others are men.

213). 2 Things can change a women’s mood- 1) I love you 2) 50% Discount.

214). Everything is going to be fine..maybe not now but eventually….so be positive and think of after party

215). If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

216). I dreamed a dream.

217). Need Love? … No… I would prefer vodka!

218). I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.

219). I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.   

220). Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

221). When ever I get a headache I always take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

222). “’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple

223). Always smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

224). When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.

225). Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

226). I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.

227). Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.

228). Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

229). 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

230). Nothing is over until you stop trying.

231). They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

232). Someone Asked me what is UR attitude…… then i simply replied… ” BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…”

233). The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

234). I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

235). I only want to be with you twice…now, and forever.

236). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…     

237). It’s a good day to have a good day.

238). Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

239). “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”

240). “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

241). A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

242). I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

243). When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

244). I drink to make other people interesting.

245). Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!

246). SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

247). Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

248). You know what boys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are taken always and the only ones left are handicaps.

249). I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

250). An Apple keep a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.

251). I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

252). Lοve is what Μakes two peοple sit in the Μiddle of Α bench when there Ιs plenty οf room at Βoth ends.

253). Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.

254). I speak my mind.And I never mind what I speak.

255). Parents spend first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

256). Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

257). When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?   

258). Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.  

259). Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

260). Just because something isn’t happening for you right now doesn’t mean that will never happen.

261). A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

262). Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

263). Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

264). Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.

265). “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

266). People fall in love by smiling at each other,

267). Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

268). When the moon winks at U tonight..I wish sweet dreams embrace U tight..Hope UR day was quite alright..& I wish U a lovely Good Night..!

269). What is the main reason for failure? …. I think its EXAMS.

270). All great changes are preceded by chaos 

271). Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

272). Never give up on anybody Miracles happen every day!

273). I still cannot close my eyes and it’s too late; the reason is that every time we see each other I get very emotional and cannot stop thinking about you. Have a good night.

274). Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life

275). FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

276). Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

277). I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

278). You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

279). You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.

280). People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.

281). When I count my blessings i count you twice.

282). I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.

283). That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

284). You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes.U r the sound in my ears.U r the words in my mouth.You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.

285). Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.

286). Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

287). If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

288). Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy.

289). God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.

290). Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.  

291). No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.

292). I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

293). I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

294). Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.

295). I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. 

296). Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life     

297). Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

298). There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer

299). They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

300). I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.

301). Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.

302). The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

303). It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

304). I’m not always ‘Available’ try your luck next time.

305). Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress.

306). Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

307). Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it.

308). Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

309). In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

310). Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

311). Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

312). Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.

313). You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn

314). Don’t think of cost. Think of value.

315). I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

316). The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

317). The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing

318). A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.

319). Everything is fine in love and War.

320). A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar

321). Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.

322). I think Love is the best refreshment in life.

323). You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.

324). The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.

325). I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

326). Just smile and smell good.

327). You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. 

328). If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

329). Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

330). Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it

331). I’m a nice person i just hate everyone.

332). No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

333). Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

334). There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.

335). INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…

336). I’m done begging for your love.

337). If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.

338). Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

339). Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

340). If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone.

341). I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

342). Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘blank’ or just a smiley…

343). “Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life”

344). When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

345). I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

346). Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

347). I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated. 

348). Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…

349). In a few moments you would sleep, and would place your head on the pillow, I want to tell you that you’re my world, my love good night.

350). If you love something set it free.

351). When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt

352). Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?

353). My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

354). I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

355). We’ve all done bad things, but that doesn’t make us bad people.

356). Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

357). The only thing that ruins my day is taking a big crap after a shower.

358). Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

359). That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

360). May your problems be as few and as far apart as my Gma’s teeth.

361). My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

362). It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

363). If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

364). Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 

365). Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.